by Rara 21 January 24, 2022
A term derived from the video game world meaning someone who who is new at a game or activity and is horrible at it but is not willing to learn and does not acknowledge the fact of such. Noobs often boast over skills they do not have and accuse the honorable player of "cheating" or "haxing" when killed or defeated. Noobs are also known for their unique form of broken English. I will elaborate below.
*Noob gets owned by sniper while running out into the open*
Noob: WTF NOOB!!! YPU HAXING NOB OMFG WTF I PWN YEU ALL!!
Experienced player: its cool dude just come back to base and switch your weapon.
Noob: STFU NOOB! IL FUKIN OWN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1v1 ME FAG!
Experienced player: *sigh* as you wish...
*noob gets horribly owned to oblivion*
Noob: FKU YOU NOOB YOUR MOMS A FAG!!!!!!!!
Noob: WTF NOOB!!! YPU HAXING NOB OMFG WTF I PWN YEU ALL!!
Experienced player: its cool dude just come back to base and switch your weapon.
Noob: STFU NOOB! IL FUKIN OWN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1v1 ME FAG!
Experienced player: *sigh* as you wish...
*noob gets horribly owned to oblivion*
Noob: FKU YOU NOOB YOUR MOMS A FAG!!!!!!!!
by mikuboy January 4, 2011
Noob
1. A noob is a person who really sucks at a game but refuses to learn/listen to people who are skilled. Many of them may have been playing the game for a while, but still suck at it. They usually have no hope.
2. Noobs generally get extremely upset over being beaten and can not admit that they are bad at the game. Often they will accuse the skilled people of hacking.
3. This word is an insult in general so people often wrongly use it and just call somebody that they do not like a noob, regardless of skill.
4. This term is often confused with the term "newb," and people who confuse these terms are usually either noobs themselves, or somebody who is good but is just mean (and has a lot of pride for being skilled).
Newb
1. Newb comes from "newbie." Somebody new to a game and they will generally suck at it. However, the reason that they suck is because of their unfamiliarity to the game. They have the potential to become good. This is not a derogatory term.
2. Also, newbs are not always bad at the game, as they may have played similar games in the past, but when it comes to knowing where things are, or information- they don't know.
1. A noob is a person who really sucks at a game but refuses to learn/listen to people who are skilled. Many of them may have been playing the game for a while, but still suck at it. They usually have no hope.
2. Noobs generally get extremely upset over being beaten and can not admit that they are bad at the game. Often they will accuse the skilled people of hacking.
3. This word is an insult in general so people often wrongly use it and just call somebody that they do not like a noob, regardless of skill.
4. This term is often confused with the term "newb," and people who confuse these terms are usually either noobs themselves, or somebody who is good but is just mean (and has a lot of pride for being skilled).
Newb
1. Newb comes from "newbie." Somebody new to a game and they will generally suck at it. However, the reason that they suck is because of their unfamiliarity to the game. They have the potential to become good. This is not a derogatory term.
2. Also, newbs are not always bad at the game, as they may have played similar games in the past, but when it comes to knowing where things are, or information- they don't know.
Noob
1. Player: Hey man you keep getting killed, I'd recomend using a sniper rifle in this large zone, rather than that shotgun.
Noob: dude stfu i no wat im doin *gets killed again*
2. *noob gets killed yet again*
Noob: WTF u freaking hacker u suck
Player: Err...No I've just had the game for quite a while.
Noob: STFU
Player: .....Alright I have had enough of you, noob. *begins to kill the noob specifically over anybody else*
3. *Player1 spawns and picks up a shotgun*
Player2: wtf taht shotgun shuld be minez i was rite there 2 pick it up.
Player1: Sorry, I guess I got it.
Player2: u freaking noob i hate u.
Player1: Dude, we are on the same team, it benefits you as well.
Player2: SCREW U NOOB!!!111
4. Newplayer: Hey where is the enemy base?
Skilledplayer: ROFL NOOB
Newplayer: err....sorry I'm new.
Skilledplayer: LOL at you!!!!112@@
Newplayer: ....
Newb
1. Player: Hey man you really need to work on your shooting. You don't seem to know where you are going either.
Newplayer: ...Yeah I just got the game....sorry.
Player: Yeah, I remember back when I was a newb. You'll get better, and learn where things are.
2. Newplayer: Hey where is the enemy base?
Player: Wow, I saw you shooting pretty well. How could you not know that?
Newplayer: I just got the game, sorry. I'm kind of a newb.
Player: But damn you shoot well.
Newplayer: Yeah, I played game X before, so I have experience with these kinds of games. But now I'm moving on to this game.
Player: Cool. Alright follow me, their base is over here.
1. Player: Hey man you keep getting killed, I'd recomend using a sniper rifle in this large zone, rather than that shotgun.
Noob: dude stfu i no wat im doin *gets killed again*
2. *noob gets killed yet again*
Noob: WTF u freaking hacker u suck
Player: Err...No I've just had the game for quite a while.
Noob: STFU
Player: .....Alright I have had enough of you, noob. *begins to kill the noob specifically over anybody else*
3. *Player1 spawns and picks up a shotgun*
Player2: wtf taht shotgun shuld be minez i was rite there 2 pick it up.
Player1: Sorry, I guess I got it.
Player2: u freaking noob i hate u.
Player1: Dude, we are on the same team, it benefits you as well.
Player2: SCREW U NOOB!!!111
4. Newplayer: Hey where is the enemy base?
Skilledplayer: ROFL NOOB
Newplayer: err....sorry I'm new.
Skilledplayer: LOL at you!!!!112@@
Newplayer: ....
Newb
1. Player: Hey man you really need to work on your shooting. You don't seem to know where you are going either.
Newplayer: ...Yeah I just got the game....sorry.
Player: Yeah, I remember back when I was a newb. You'll get better, and learn where things are.
2. Newplayer: Hey where is the enemy base?
Player: Wow, I saw you shooting pretty well. How could you not know that?
Newplayer: I just got the game, sorry. I'm kind of a newb.
Player: But damn you shoot well.
Newplayer: Yeah, I played game X before, so I have experience with these kinds of games. But now I'm moving on to this game.
Player: Cool. Alright follow me, their base is over here.
by leethaxorz September 15, 2006
noob, sometimes spelled n00b, is not to be confused with newb, although they sound the same. both terms are most commonly associated with videogames. a newb is short for a newbie, a term for a new or inexperienced player who is currently bumbling and unskilled but is an ok person and is open to help and advice from other players and may improve in the future.
Noobs are best described as narcissistic, disillusioned morons. They think that they are extremely skilled at whatever game they happen to be playing and can 'pwn' (destroy in a particularly embarassing fashion) their opponents/enemies when in reality they really really suck and drag down the experiences of all who are involved.
Noobs are self-destructing people. They typically alienate everyone around them by bringing with them irritating attitudes of superiority. They also tend to make surprisingly stupid mistakes, going above and beyond the call of duty to fail in their tasks in remarkably spectacular ways. Things like running blindly into waves of enemies, jumping off cliffs to find treasure even though there is obviously nothing there, and (possible in some situations) killing their teammates by accident in dozens of situations in a sitting, are just the tip of the iceberg. Whenever challenged about their evident stupidity, noobs consistently blame others and engage the annoying defense mechanism of posting nonsensical hate-inspired walls of text into public online chat channels.
Needless to say, noobs' behavior patterns are easily recognized and almost always get them kicked out of whatever group they are in. Noobs are to be avoided at all costs because they are all whirling dervishes of chaos and idiocy who inadvertently obliterate all traces of cohesiveness in a group from within.
Noobs are self-destructing people. They typically alienate everyone around them by bringing with them irritating attitudes of superiority. They also tend to make surprisingly stupid mistakes, going above and beyond the call of duty to fail in their tasks in remarkably spectacular ways. Things like running blindly into waves of enemies, jumping off cliffs to find treasure even though there is obviously nothing there, and (possible in some situations) killing their teammates by accident in dozens of situations in a sitting, are just the tip of the iceberg. Whenever challenged about their evident stupidity, noobs consistently blame others and engage the annoying defense mechanism of posting nonsensical hate-inspired walls of text into public online chat channels.
Needless to say, noobs' behavior patterns are easily recognized and almost always get them kicked out of whatever group they are in. Noobs are to be avoided at all costs because they are all whirling dervishes of chaos and idiocy who inadvertently obliterate all traces of cohesiveness in a group from within.
by SearcherandDestroyerofNoobs February 2, 2010
Someone who is very new to a video game and needs help from proffesionals but 11 yr olds refer them as bad players on fortnite
by pseudonym ツ October 21, 2020
A person lacking in skill or a high level who wishes nothing more than to be retarded and not cooperate with you. A noob comes from a newb, which is someone new to a game and wants to get better. A noob, however, does not. They generally can be very ignorant and annoying and probably will never leave you alone
Newb:Hey guys, where is the sniper rifle at?
High level:It's just over here, follow me.
Newb:Thanks!(newb leaves happily killing)
Noob:J00 N00B! 7H@T W@5 MAI SNIP3R R1FFL3 WHY D1D YU G1VE 1T T0 THT N00B! IT W4S M@1N3!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!11!!11!!!!!
High level:Go bug someone else Noob
High level:It's just over here, follow me.
Newb:Thanks!(newb leaves happily killing)
Noob:J00 N00B! 7H@T W@5 MAI SNIP3R R1FFL3 WHY D1D YU G1VE 1T T0 THT N00B! IT W4S M@1N3!!!!1!!!ONE!!!!11!!11!!!!!
High level:Go bug someone else Noob
by deeeeeeeeeeeeeep June 4, 2010