by the legend of oxnard May 5, 2010
The dealer was showing a 10 and he had a hard 12, but he still wouldn't hit the hand. What a fucking no-hitter.
by Your mom February 19, 2004
When anything you post (photos, status updates, etc.) on any social networking site (Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc.) gets 10 or more comments from 5 or more people.
guy1: did you see my latest facebook entry about loopt?
guy2: yeah that was a real hitter!
girl1: should i comment on her new profile photo?
girl2: you dont have to, it's already a hitter.
guy3: my status update only got 9 comments on it!
guy4: that's not a hitter.
guy2: yeah that was a real hitter!
girl1: should i comment on her new profile photo?
girl2: you dont have to, it's already a hitter.
guy3: my status update only got 9 comments on it!
guy4: that's not a hitter.
by jrodski33 December 3, 2009
A severe headache caused by drinking an excess of alcohol, as if individual was hit over the head by an angry midget.
Joe tried to get out of bed to go to work, but the Midget Hitter he obtained from the rowdy night was just too debilitating.
by Sacramento Solon December 17, 2016
A special forces/operator wannabe. Often clad in the latest in "tacticool" fads and adorned in Punisher logo and moldy labia patches, pie hitters, as opposed to pipe hitters, a slang term for actual Tier 1 operators, usually lack hard discipline and physical training, and their physique reflects this. Pie hitters often break the rules of safe shooting in the attempt to master drills that, allegedly, mimic real life encounters.
1: "Hey, you see the new James Yeager video? He had his trainees jump on their guns to test their durability, but one fired and hit a guy's truck."
2: "Go figure. That pie hitter shit is gonna get someone killed one of these days"
2: "Go figure. That pie hitter shit is gonna get someone killed one of these days"
by pepevonkek April 21, 2017
•be capable of a forceful blow; also, deliver a forceful blow.
•by extension, to have a powerful effect or impact
•have a powerful effect on someone
•An important, powerful, and/or influential individual or organization.
•The state of having power and being able to execute that power.
•those in respect of their profession, sport, or any competence hierarchy that are at the top of their game.
•by extension, to have a powerful effect or impact
•have a powerful effect on someone
•An important, powerful, and/or influential individual or organization.
•The state of having power and being able to execute that power.
•those in respect of their profession, sport, or any competence hierarchy that are at the top of their game.
"Although, Mike Tyson sounds like a 12 year old girl when he speaks, don't let that sweet sounding voice fool you; that man is a heavy hitter, and will knock you out with a swift blow."
"A group of financial heavy hitters held a meeting in Dubai's Burj Al Arab Jumeirah, the most luxurious hotel on planet earth."
"A group of financial heavy hitters held a meeting in Dubai's Burj Al Arab Jumeirah, the most luxurious hotel on planet earth."
by Turi Bananas May 15, 2022
Someone who enters a fast food establishment for the sole purpose of using their public restroom.
Very similar to a shit & run, but you actually make it into the toilet in a very respectable manner like a big boy goes.
Very similar to a shit & run, but you actually make it into the toilet in a very respectable manner like a big boy goes.
McDonald's had to hire extra janitors just to deal with all the shit hitters coming off of I-5 on their long bumpy car rides to buttfuck Egypt.
by Wyatt Junker November 2, 2010