buff helmets

The act of sucking dick

"...Then I asked these young ladies do they buff helmets They said fuck you, took a sniff and then they didn't tell me..."
-Tony Stark

by buckalope December 3, 2009

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brodie helmet

A british helmet desigined in ww1, made the wearer nearly invincible

Gets hit dead on by an artillery shell** "I survied because I was wearing a brodie helmet oh yes I did!"

by Brodie helmet March 1, 2019

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helmet hang

Helmet hang is when the male genitalia is displayed and is considered unsightly and grotesque. A guy with to much helmet hang will find it almost impossible to get laid.

Girl 1:- what's that new guy like that your dating?

Girl 2:- he's cute but he has really bad helmet hang!

by T.M.I November 10, 2014

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sex helmet

A helmet worn by your lady, similar to a grid-iron helmet, purely to protect the woman from being knocked unconscious during vigorous sex in which her head may come into contact with a wall/bedhead

Damn baby, Imma give it to you tonight, best put on you sex helmet

by Markolovesdarkhole April 20, 2015

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An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.

Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...

by Leaf Aaricson February 2, 2009

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