A day that youself,or your friends take off from work/school(which day off from school is more likely)and devote that day to jacking off.
Bob: "Hey did you see where chris was today?"
Peter: "You didnt hear, He is having a jack off day."
Bob: "Boy I need one of those soon."
Peter: "You didnt hear, He is having a jack off day."
Bob: "Boy I need one of those soon."
by Jack mehoff12312 September 20, 2007
Jack Off day is on the 5th August each day.
Originally coined when an employee added to his calendar that 4th of August was 'Jack Off' day.
Jack off day is a special day of each year that brings joy and happiness to all that follow it. The real magic in Jack Off day is those who do not know about it wouldn't suspect a thing going on.
Followers of twitter tend to tweet with the tag:
#jackoffday2010
#jackoffday2011
etc
So you know who they are...
Originally coined when an employee added to his calendar that 4th of August was 'Jack Off' day.
Jack off day is a special day of each year that brings joy and happiness to all that follow it. The real magic in Jack Off day is those who do not know about it wouldn't suspect a thing going on.
Followers of twitter tend to tweet with the tag:
#jackoffday2010
#jackoffday2011
etc
So you know who they are...
Ben: Andy seems strangely normal today
Lloyd: Yeah I believe he's celebrating something called Jack Off day
Ben: ...yeah, whatever that is
Andy: *inner joy*
Lloyd: Yeah I believe he's celebrating something called Jack Off day
Ben: ...yeah, whatever that is
Andy: *inner joy*
by brightpearl August 5, 2010
by Betty & Richards Boy December 10, 2019
International fuck off day where no one talks to u or anyone all day and u can get away from all the annoying people 😁
by @45nelly October 15, 2019
National fuck off day is a day in which you must just fuck off and stop being a cunt towards others.
by National fuck off day April 11, 2018
by thatguy1101 April 18, 2018
In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009