faulty fire alarm

It's when you start climaxing but stops because you realise its not real cum but just piss

"Oh God here I come"- Matty B
"OH never mind it's a faulty fire alarm"-Miles

by ;okj;o ;oj ;okj December 13, 2016

scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 13, 2021

Code word for a guy who has really strong smelling armpits.

Alarm Arms just pulled up. Let's hope he came to buy some deoderant.

by Man of 3 bushes October 18, 2021

Michelle used her upchuck alarm to guide her to the bathroom before she wretched.

by onthefarside14 June 14, 2014

when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.

hey is it ostrich time yet?

nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.

by ostrichforthewin February 7, 2019

A person (sometimes on the ceiling) that tells you if there is smoke or a fire.

The costlier human smoke alarms even call the firefighters for you.

by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022

An alarm you set on your phone to ring every hour or so indicating it is time to slap wood

Ryan: "there goes my dirty alarm"
Ryan: proceeds to burp the worm

by papi12308432 April 24, 2018