I call shotgun, no joust
by Big Mike April 26, 2004
A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis
by Mayur03 October 24, 2010
Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.
Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"
by Doug Waldman December 2, 2013
When two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses.
by serodino May 8, 2007
The polite way of describing what happens when two gay bears (humans) meet in the locker room or at the gym. Also colloquially referred as sword fighting or cock fighting. Very common amongst male ICU/ER nurses.
Weight Lifter 1: Dude, did you see what happened when those two big dudes Lance and Chris met in the locker room after a long, hard workout? No pun intended.
Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.
Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.
by Tosser of Salads June 22, 2017
As your hitting it from the back, reach around and pull back your testicles, creating a fully extended boner, and joust your way to victory.
by RawDiggitty February 5, 2010