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The opposite of being "online".
"My mom is so technologically challenged, she is always nonline"

"Stop living on your computer, work on your nonline life!"
Nonline by Adunning January 17, 2008
Something that happens in the "real world" not on the internet.
34-year old D&D fan Garry got his first nonline girlfriend this week.

The worst thing about nonline shopping is the queues.
nonline by boredlaura August 24, 2006
Noun, To not be connected to the internet because there is no WiFi signal.
He was in a state of nonline due to no wireless internet connection.
Nonline by Jaymi May 30, 2018

loud and nonlethal 

The opposite of "silent but deadly". A loud fart, with no stink.

A very audible fart, with no smell involved.
"Yeah, I blasted out a loud but nonleathal in the movie theatre. Everyone heard me, but at least they werent mustard gassed". Loud and nonlethal, they didnt die from my gas, only from my embarassment, by laughing too hard.

nonlegal 

breaking laws like speeding or piracy, most ppl break these laws at least once.
person 1:can i have copy ur new computer game.
person 2:ok, but dont make a habit of doing nonlegal stuff.
nonlegal by Devil Kisses May 16, 2009

nonloser 

A person who isn't quite popular, but isn't quite unpopular either. Similiar in social terms to the undead: not quite alive, but not quite dead. A nonloser often faces the threat of falling off the social ladder completely if they don't make an effort to hold on.
Yeah, Jamie's a nonloser; he's got a handul of friends, but he's not exactly Mr. Popular.
nonloser by Atomik Spongeface August 5, 2008