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Carl Nisser 

A tall, blond Swedish dude who will shag dudes name Sam and Herbert without a second thought. A slave to short people.
Sam: Oh no its a carl Nisser. I need to be a virgin till 40 to get magical powers
Carl Nisser by HowSealy is that November 22, 2021
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carl nisser 

a sexy swedish man who thinks he is cool but isnt as cool as one of his friends (herbert)
wow carl nisser is cool but not as sexy as herbert sloan
carl nisser by PoggersAmongUs January 6, 2022
HUGE schlong , faithful ass nigga, plays playstation so hes straight, will knock a nigga out, always speaks what is on his mind, passionate lover and loves food
person a: hey have you met Nasser
person b: oh yeah i've met him, i piped him.
person a: same gurl
Nasser by RaccoonToast June 25, 2019

Flea Nasser 

FLEE • NA • sir

redneck/hillbilly boot licker. Your homophobic uncle from the south, also white country singers. Anyone with a southern accent, who you can’t really tell if they believe in human rights. Most Floridians, and Texans (who aren’t from Austin). Not every southern person is a Flea Nasser, but every Flea Nasser is southern.
Friend A: Have you seen the country music awards?
Friend B: Hell no, im not watching those goddamned Flea Nasser’s.
….
Person A: omg Trenton texted me

Person B: oh hell no, he’s a Flea Nasser
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nissrin by helensux December 28, 2017

Josh Nasser 

His father was the Antiochian Village camp director from 1997-2006. Tough shadow to live under
Josh Nasser: hey guys...
Literally everyone: Wow Josh thanks for telling us again how your dad was the camp director
Josh Nasser by Amashni September 4, 2018