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nipple nazi 

(Noun). A doctor, nurse, midwife or other hospital professional that makes a new mother feel guilty if she does not choose to breast feed but instead chooses to use baby formula. The Nipple Nazi typically will not stop if a mother says back off. Instead the Nipple Nazi will scheme to get the new mother to breast feed.
Ey Steve-- can't believe this Nipple Nazi won't lay off me offering up titty for my newborn. I told the bitch I did not want to breastfeed, but she ain't takin' no for an answer.
nipple nazi by AndroidBaby June 25, 2016

Satay nipples 

Referring to someone’s pointy and pyramid shaped nipples.
Girl 1:“Oh my god, have you seen Jason’s nipples”
Girl 2: “yea, he definitely has satay nipples”
Satay nipples by Glizzy goblin January 11, 2021

Nipple Beard

The hair that grows arround the nipple on either a man or a woman.
He was attractive, but he had WAY too much nipple beard.
Nipple Beard by Tamumba March 19, 2008

nipple bra 

A nipple bra is a brassiere that provides support but also is strategically cut out to allow for protruding nipples.
Maureen wore her nipple bra; AND IT SHOWS!
nipple bra by Angel of the Morning February 23, 2020

Female-presenting nipples 

The most heinous of body parts. Must be censored and covered at all costs.
They were fine with the nudity, until they realized there were some female-presenting nipples, then it all went to hell.

nipple whisperer 

One who has the extraordinary ability to communicate with an male or female (usually depending on preference) nipple.
"have you ever had your nipple read?"
"No!?"
"She is very uncomfortable with its current living conditions"
"Thank you i will fix that immediately! Who are you?"
"Just call me the nipple whisperer"