Nippleitis

What happens to your nipples when you go outside in the cold wearing a t-shirt; shriviled up, hard nipples; stiff nipples.

"I got nippleitis so bad right now that my nips are hard enough to cut diamond!"

Nippleitis by Orginox April 19, 2006

Nipplecision 

Nipplecision is the act of the nip nips being chopped off. Traditionally practiced in Jewish cultures where young boys will get their nipples cut off, similarly to circumcision where the foreskin is cut off. It is preformed by a Nipplecisionist.

Cancel my sons Nipplecision tomorrow.

Nipplecision by Condudes March 4, 2019

Nippleitis

It is a serious allergic reaction to cold weather. When the female nipple becomes, erect.

i have a serious case of nippleitis!

Nippleitis by Leeonz November 27, 2005

nippleitis

A swimmers term for erect nipples.

Bob- "I wonder why jenny had her arms crossed over her cheast today."
Jim- "I dont know, I guess she had nippleitis."

nippleitis by Cuhdusmeed July 31, 2007

nipplelitis 

when a persons nipples are erect and won't go away

aw shit! i'm cold, now i've got nipplelitis

nipplelitis by at school May 31, 2006

nipplecrit 

A person who likes to play with another's nipples, but does not like their own to be played with.

I'm not letting Andrew play with my boobs anymore because he is a nipplecrit.

nipplecrit by boobsalot January 21, 2011

Nipplecrite 

"Nipplecrite: A small breasted woman who always goes braless yet criticises her larger breasted friends for doing so."

"She's such a nipplecrite, 'poking' fun at the big-racked chicks going braless, while she NEVER wears a bra!"

Nipplecrite by Agirlisagun May 17, 2013