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Rub His Nipples 

A more polite, accurate term for kissing ass. Kissing ass doesn't feel good, but having your nipples rubbed ALWAYS feels good.
"Yo man, my boss is pissed off at me for being late for the third time this week"

"Its ok man, just rub his nipples"

"What?"

"Just kiss his ass man"
Rub His Nipples by TheSchwiz September 21, 2009

Rubber Nipple 

stretchy, silly puddy-like nipples
Jeff: "see that chick? I totally hit that"
David: "really? me too! did you play with her rubber nipples?"
Jeff: "yea, i pulled em so long they hung to her belly button"
Rubber Nipple by pirate_wendy December 15, 2008

nipplecubes 

1: fuzzy or solid dice or cube figures that have come in contact with a person or person's nipple and or nipples

2: a slang for drugs, such as weed, crack, heroine, etc.

3: an insult, closely related to jerk. usually insulting the person being called a nipplecube because of a negative or mean action.
1: I have these fuzzy dice that I hang on the mirror in my car, and my boyfriend was changing his shirt in the car so I threw them at him, and it it hit his nipple, so it was like lol nipplecubes.

2: man I got so wasted last night on nipplecubes, it was sweet.

3: I heard that guy dated 3 girls at the same time. what a nipplecube.
nipplecubes by ~Yin May 27, 2009

Nipplerubbing 

Used to describe how epic something is.
"The food in America is nipplerubbingly delicious." Said the food critic.
Nipplerubbing by EatMyPoop42 March 19, 2014

rubber nipples 

Rubbery Nipples of Goodness
Rubber+Nipples= Rubber Nipples

Ren and Stimpy= We are here to sell Rubber Nipples
Horse= You arent the FBI are you!
Ren and Stimpy= No were just here to sell Rubber Nipples
Horse= Well i dont need Rubber Nipples, but do you have Rubber Walrus Protectors?
rubber nipples by Bsi July 13, 2006

Arlian Ruby Nipples 

A black sk8er boi who is sometimes extremely egotistical and is cool sometimes I guess. (Also had sex with every girl in the school)
Kerry: Hey do you know of that one black fuck boi

Steven: Oh yeah. he's a Arlian Ruby Nipples.
Arlian Ruby Nipples by Keriffy April 5, 2017