1. A cake smaller than a cupcake. A mini-cake. One that is unable to provide for a family of four, as well as their illegitimate children.
2. Another description of two African-American individuals fornicating, thereby producing a stacked "cake", of sorts.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'