ninjistics 

A term related to the amount of questions a ninja can answer in one Podcast. There is not a number high enough to count how many he could answer.
In the process of processing these ninjistics, your head would explode, like Scanners, if you also added a big spoonful of Wrath of Khan.

See also ninjonics, the more urban form of the word.

Last night my brother asked Uncle Ninja how many questions he could answer in a podcast. Uncle dropped into ninjistics mode. Later my mother made me clean up the fragments of my dear brother's head.

ninjistics by Caitlin the Ninja August 10, 2006

ninjaistic 

like or comparable to the awesomeness of a ninja. as fantastic as a ninja. having the intense skillfullness of a ninja.

that was ninjaistic!

all asian movies are totally ninjaistic!

ninjaistic by secretasianninja September 17, 2010

ninjistics 

the art of learning how to be a ninja or the art of being a ninja.

Grasshopper, today you will be learning ninjistics by walking swifty across water.

ninjistics by sensei: Kyle and Melonie May 12, 2006

Ninjallistics

Ninjallistics (Ninja + Ballistics), (pronounced "nin-ja-lis-tics") is the science of mechanics that deals with the motion, behavior, and effects of the human body while moving in a dexterous & stealthy state.
IE; quickness with minimal sound db.

Ninjallistics or Ninjallistic.
rolling, aerial flips, hanging, quick evasive movements, climbing, jumping.
all the while being as quiet as possible.

Ninjallistics by Theeun Holy August 17, 2008