Guy 1, "fuck man what happened to your face"
Guy 2, "I tried to finger my Goat last night, only to find out it had mad ninja skills pretty sure it's a goat ninja".
Guy 1,................"I have so many questions"
Very simply, when Team Ninja got locked out of their own boards on accident and flipped out. Ninja chaos everywhere. It was a while before the admin realized what happened and hurriedly let them back in, and all's well.
Ninja1: WTF WHY CAN'T WE GET IN
Ninja2: She must have locked us out!
Ninja3: OH NO3Z
Ninja2: NINJAGATE '06!!!!!
Ninja3: The great ninja freakout!
Ninja1: *passes out*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!