Today, I bought a rubber duck first period. They were selling them to raise money for charity. I wasn't going to, until I saw they had a ninja duck. I bought it, and put him into my pocket. Three periods later, I wanted to show him to my friend. I reach into my pocket, no duck. Well played, ninja duck. Well played. MLIA
by Alison Duckworth November 29, 2009
I was reading my daughter a bedtime story and farted. I told her she had ninja ducks running around in her room.
by #1id10t April 13, 2020