Nighthoover 

1. A h2g2 researcher who in September 2001 asked a simple question about cancelling his/her account.

2. A deity of sorts, whose return is fortold by the prophet 2legs (usually after several pints of ale

"Intolerance of Nighthoover, and Nighthoovering cannot be tolerated and is futile. Probably." -- 2legs

Nighthoover by Random July 27, 2003

Broke as a Monday night hooker 

A hooker who makes all her money Friday, Saturday and Sunday, spends it all on drugs and has no money or drugs by Monday night.

Example: Kitty is as Broke as a Monday night hooker. She works hard for her dollar, has no priorities and spends it quickly and frivolously.

Broke as a Monday night hooker by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019

Nighthoover 

Act, or inactment of hoovering at night, as in the way and manner prescribed by the diety nighthoover, the prophet, the one true son of Bob, and all round good person and ale drinker

Nighthoover by portabellomushrooms September 1, 2003

nightbooker 

Noun ~ a person who waits until around 11 pm to go on facebook and check on the news feed from the whole day and catch up on anything that they missed out on. These kinds of people are the one's who like and comment on everything hours later.

I woke up this morning and saw i had 20 notifications on facebook. I swear that kid is such a nightbooker now that he works until night.

nightbooker by gleedrunk2378 April 22, 2011

Nighthawker 

Nighthawkers are basically people who stay up late on Facebook and they post just after midnight on your wall.

They get a fuck-off buzz out of it, apparently. Fuck knows why.

No Birthday posts yet. Well it is half five in the morning, but I have expected at least a couple of Nighthawkers by now.

Nighthawker by thePhatomnRaspberryBlower January 9, 2023

Nighthoover 

Verb: The process of harvesting marrows whilst chewing apple flavoured bubble gum on a thursday.

Useage: I'm sorry I can't use the cream today, I have to NIGHTHOOVER.

Nighthoover by Nebula Man January 24, 2004

nighthooverly 

The act of getting the apple flavoured bubble gum stuck on a tooth.

I am sorry but my toes feel so Nighthooverly.

nighthooverly by Nebula Man May 18, 2004