Top Definition
night turd (nyt-ter-d)
Ln: somnadefecate.

1. a mispronounciation / mishearing of 'night terror'.

2. more likely, a condition or syndrome involving 'turding' in the night. usually occurs while unconscious. can be accompanied by horrific screaming - sufferers generally woken up in the night by rolling in their own faeces.
3. Famous night turd sufferers include Lionel Ritchie and Guy Sebastian.
"watch out man, you almost stepped on a night turd.'

Shirl: 'Did you know that everything has faeces on it?'
Prav: 'Really? man, must be all those night turders'
by black stump March 29, 2011

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