Nickelodean 

A once great tv network in the 1990s geered towards kids from ages 3 to 14, now a very pathetic network that airs only shows about little girls who have everything and never get into trouble because they are geered toward emo teens and sluts, like new Disney now, but only much worse!

And don't believe that myth made by kids who weren't old enough to remember old nick that the old shows were as much crap as the new ones because they're just mad they have to grow up on crap like icarly and zoey 101.

Newnickkid: Did you watch the new episode of (insert new nick show)?

Oldnickkid: No, because everything on nickelodean is crap and only sluts and emos watch new nick

Newnickkid: (begins sobbing) nooooooo!

Oldnickkid: yessssssssssssss!

Nickelodean by abeman09 December 14, 2009

Nickelodean 

You spelled Nickelodeon wrong.

Guy 1: "I like Nickelodean"
Guy 2: "What"

Nickelodean by BruhMoment_123 April 9, 2021

Nickelodean 

When you are having sex and when the beat to nickelodean comes on and you jizz on the female just as the orange nickelodean splash pops on the screen, it takes skill and perfect timing.

Guy: hey babe im gonna nickelodean tonight, cool?

Female: ok, but make sure you time it right this time and end it when when it actually says nickelodean... Not when rugrats comes back on.

Nickelodean by V.r.d. 619 December 31, 2011

nicklovin 

being so hot and sexy that all females on earth can not resist you

Hey dude, if you get rid of that growth you will be so nicklovin.

nicklovin by chicken pot pie is tasty July 22, 2010

haters wit nickelodean 

Who ever tha fuck yhu dumb ass people r...... SHUUD UP! alll yall sound really stupid cuxx ya dumb asses juss dnt lke tha damn shows....oka/?/? who gives a fuxk wut yall thnk.... nobody especially nt me.... big time rush is a great show and all yall assholes who think it aint go suck ya daddys dick and drink ya mommas breast milk lke titties .... my sayn is if yhu kall sumbody gay den ur gay so all ya muthafuckas go fuc a dick and die and thts fa all dez shows out here on nickelodean and if was partof dez shows den i would prob say....................FUCK AL YALL HA8RS AND SUCK MY DICK BITCHES AND GO SUCK A BOOTY AND DIE! AND DATS MY SAYN IF NICKELDEAN SUCK N YHU THINK ITSUCCK DEN YHU SUCK YA ASS HOLES NW WUT BITCHES!!!!!ON DA E FUCK ALL YALL

I AINT GOT NO DAMN EXAMPLE ALL I KAN SAY IS DERE ARE SUM DAMN HATERS wit nickelodean OUT HERE n dez BITCH ass STUPID ASs CRACK HEAD MUTHAFUCKAS in this world r haters

haters wit nickelodean by NICKELODEAN LUVA AND FUCK H8RS July 7, 2011

Nickelodean, nickeLodean, nickelodeaN 

Nickelodean, nickeLodean, nickelodeaN

Nickelodean, nickeLodean, nickelodeaN

Nickelodean, nickeLodean, nickelodeaN by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025