A Nice Guy is a young or middle-aged male who believes a woman owes it to sleep with him out of gratitude for basic courtesy, like opening a door or not calling her names. Believes only men who look like Abercrombie & Fitch models or possess immense fortunes ever get laid -- or at least, he keeps saying that in order to feel like there are more womanless men out there than there really are. Routinely blames women for his inability to develop and sustain relationships; or to get to a third date even. Frequently tells himself and other Nice Guys that women like to be beaten, raped and called names -- and that's why they (the Nice Guys), cannot get dates. Hides violent pornography under the floor boards. Faced with the fact that none of the women he finds attractive want to date him, concludes that there must be something wrong with women.
by SochiKid January 24, 2010
heterosexual version of the gay friend; i.e. the funny, cultured, witty lad a woman hangs out with until she falls for an arsehole she's actually attracted to.
Jessica: So, what did you do over the week-end!?
Stephanie: Not much; you know; just hanged out with Ben. Was fun actually...
Jessica; Hello!!?? You!? and Ben!? fun week-end!!?? Is there anything I should know here!!??
Stephanie: Come on!!! Ben and I are like best buddies!!! He's such a nice guy...Nway, sleeping over at Brian's tonight, so off to waxing. He's such an arsehole!
Stephanie: Not much; you know; just hanged out with Ben. Was fun actually...
Jessica; Hello!!?? You!? and Ben!? fun week-end!!?? Is there anything I should know here!!??
Stephanie: Come on!!! Ben and I are like best buddies!!! He's such a nice guy...Nway, sleeping over at Brian's tonight, so off to waxing. He's such an arsehole!
by Antiochus October 24, 2007
What's with the hello all of a sudden? Response is "Why not, your a nice guy?" awwwwww, sweet but no thanks I've moved on and way better than that, you've had your chance!
by ShaBoomQueefah August 24, 2012
A man who you can absoulutely fall in love with. Someone who will appreciate you intirely and love you more than you will ever know.
A man who, despite any of his downfalls, he is so genuine that any intellegent person would never let him go. ( like I wont!)
The nice guys, may not be the strongest, or most good looking, but his character says volumes about him.
You can appreciate him entirely, because he will do no less.
Some may say that, " Nice guys finnish last."
It's there only down fall.
A nice guy is so rare a find that not everyone can appreciate him.
The perfect pair for a nice guy is a beautiful lady.
A man who, despite any of his downfalls, he is so genuine that any intellegent person would never let him go. ( like I wont!)
The nice guys, may not be the strongest, or most good looking, but his character says volumes about him.
You can appreciate him entirely, because he will do no less.
Some may say that, " Nice guys finnish last."
It's there only down fall.
A nice guy is so rare a find that not everyone can appreciate him.
The perfect pair for a nice guy is a beautiful lady.
A Gentalman who acts as if you are the love of his life from the first time he meets you. He feels a need to make you smile or hold you when you are sad. He wants to be your everything, and if you let him, the nice guy can be just that.
by GreekBaby March 11, 2009
The male counterpart to the neighborhood whore. Where the neighborhood whore trades sex hoping for companionship and rarely gets it, he trades companionship for sex and rarely gets it.
Alot of women see nice guys as closet misogynist and stalkers. That's really just because after getting used by women as doormats they start hating women, similar to how the neighborhood whore becomes a lesbian in the near future.
Alot of women see nice guys as closet misogynist and stalkers. That's really just because after getting used by women as doormats they start hating women, similar to how the neighborhood whore becomes a lesbian in the near future.
by Ricardo69RMC March 14, 2011
Not to be confused with a genuine nice guy, a nice guy is a guy who is nice to someone, untill they get regected, after so, insisting they were 'being nice' and 'arent like other guys that would beat them'.
Usually can be spotted with a Neck beard and/or a fedora. Can also be heard using the term "Nice guys finish last".
Usually can be spotted with a Neck beard and/or a fedora. Can also be heard using the term "Nice guys finish last".
Nice guy: I dont get it! She sat with me guring lunch, she smiled at me, and made eye contact! Apparently she dosent want to fuck. I gess its true....nice guys finish last.....
by Cowboy deez December 30, 2018
A person of the male variety that has no personality of his own, and makes up for it by giving a girl compliments until she, hopefully, at some point in the distant future, may give him a disinterested hand-job while watching Grey's Anatomy.
Not to be confused with a Genuine Guy, the nice guy may give off the appearance of understanding, so that a mentally unstable girl (Probably with an eating disorder or depression) feels like she can trust in him. He sometimes likes to pretend that he has a deep and meaningful side to him in order to get a girl to feel sympathy for him.
Note: On many occasions, a nice guy may seem like he's trying to do what's best for the Girl. This is false. When a nice guy says "You shouldn't be dating X, he's not any good for you", what he is not trying to get you to make the right choice. He's trying to get in your pants, and he's using the lowest possible way of doing so: Deception.
The main difference between normal guys and nice guys is that a normal guy will say what he thinks, whereas a nice guy will say whatever will make a girl the happiest.
In short: If you're a girl, avoid them like the plague.
If you ARE a nice guy, harden the fuck up and form a personality of your own.
Not to be confused with a Genuine Guy, the nice guy may give off the appearance of understanding, so that a mentally unstable girl (Probably with an eating disorder or depression) feels like she can trust in him. He sometimes likes to pretend that he has a deep and meaningful side to him in order to get a girl to feel sympathy for him.
Note: On many occasions, a nice guy may seem like he's trying to do what's best for the Girl. This is false. When a nice guy says "You shouldn't be dating X, he's not any good for you", what he is not trying to get you to make the right choice. He's trying to get in your pants, and he's using the lowest possible way of doing so: Deception.
The main difference between normal guys and nice guys is that a normal guy will say what he thinks, whereas a nice guy will say whatever will make a girl the happiest.
In short: If you're a girl, avoid them like the plague.
If you ARE a nice guy, harden the fuck up and form a personality of your own.
When a guy likes a girl:
Normal guy: "Hey, want to go out on a date?"
Nice guy: "I love you, I'll only ever be happy if you're with me, so if you don't go out with me I'll kill myself!"
(Note: Some guy actually used that last line on my girlfriend. What's even more depressing is that she fell for it)
Normal guy: "Hey, want to go out on a date?"
Nice guy: "I love you, I'll only ever be happy if you're with me, so if you don't go out with me I'll kill myself!"
(Note: Some guy actually used that last line on my girlfriend. What's even more depressing is that she fell for it)
by Zerotrousers March 14, 2011