Ni Hao

Something white people say whenever they see an Asian.

"oh you're Asian? I know some korean, look! 'ni hao'!"
Japanese guy: *stares motherfuckerly*

by ImNotCreativeEnoughForAUsernam July 26, 2020

ni hao ma

Mandarin for "How are you". It literally means though "You good?".

Often used in greeting other people.

ni hao ma? (How are you?)
wo hao, ni? (I'm good, yourself?)

by bombinator September 22, 2008

ni hao, baby

'Ni hao, baby' is a pick up line commonly directed at oriental-looking women. This line can often backfire, especially if the girl speaks perfect English. To qualify to use this line, you have to be desperate, not-Asian, blatantly ignorant of Asian cultures, and over 30 years of age. This line is always successful at making the user appear to be sleazy and unattractive. In a situation where this line is used, alcohol is usually present.

"ni hao, baby"

"I'm not Chinese, you fool."

by rawrrawr222 February 16, 2010

ni hao bitches

funny ass greeting.

*red walks into room*
Red: ni hao bitches

Blue: sup?

Red: nm

by 95161634546584552187331111255 July 12, 2009

ni hao tanai

Ni hao means hello in Chinese

Tanai means monkey

Therefore, Ni hao tanai means Hello Monkey

"Ni hao tanai, dude!"

"Wtf? What you just call me?"

by jklolomgburninhell November 21, 2007

Ni hao are you?

Funny as hell way to say hello when you are talking to a white person that speaks Chinese. Definitely would be an awesome ending to a movie with Ahnuld.

Ni hao are you?, muthafuckas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**END**

by Aryarfyarf February 1, 2008

ni hao wo

“Ni hao wo” is mandarin and translates to “Hello tis I”. It’s a ripoff to the Shakespearean play Julius Caesar.

Grace, Ni Hao Wo!

by morphy bennett December 21, 2018