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Verb or noun. To Craig: to have sexual intercourse withtout proper protection. i.e. a condom. Inspired by former professionnal hockey player, coach and executive Craig Mctavish, last NHLer to play without a helmet. Expression used in certain regions of hockey-mad Canada as well as Belgium. A close analogy is drawn here between the protection offered by hockey helmet and the one provided by a condom, which might be referred to as a "penis helmet". "Chuck craiged a bagger last night, I really hope she was clean". "Another craig? No wonder your balls hurt!"
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| 2. | Andy Zirkor | ||
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Andy Zirkor is a retired professional hockey player who was born in Hedley, BC on January 7, 1973, Zirkor played for the Penticton Panthers in the 1990-92 seasons. He went on to play for the Regina Pats (WHL) in 1992-93, then the Lethbridge Hurricanes 1993-1996. He turned professional in 1997 with the Bossier-Shreveport Mudbugs of the Western Professional Hockey League. In the 1998–99 season he moved to Europe to play for the EHC Kloten of Switzerland. After a three seasons in Europe he then was drafted by the Vancouver Canucks in the 1st round (5th overall) of the 2002 NHL Entry Draft. He traded to St. Louis in 2003 and then traded back to Vancouver in 2004 where he stayed until he retired early with a knee injury in 2009. Andy Zirkor was famous for going bezerk on the ice and so he was nicknamed Zirkor the Bezerker.
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| 3. | L'Artiste | ||
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1. Nickname of former NHLer Alexei Kovalev, given by Montreal Canadiens fans during his tenure there, due to his superior stickhandling and skating skills. 2. Someone who pulls off a stunning feat of dexterity, agility, athleticism, gaming skill, etc., whether intended or accidental. 1. Did you you see that sick-ass goal L'Artiste buried the other night?
2. Party Guy 1: "Check this shit out, dude. You will never witness another beer pong shot like this in your life. I'm callin' it... Off the table, off the wall, off Mark's head, off that girl's bigass left titty and in the cup..... YESSSS!!!" Party Guy 2: "Holy shit!! Fucking L'Artiste in the house!" |
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