person: yo did you go to community night?
dude: @---- you tryna join the game?
person: nfm...
(true story)
by Lyrosity October 26, 2022
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An abbreviation for 'Not Fucking Me'. It is used whenever you want to make it clear that you are unavailable for a particular task or option or title.
In terms of task:
"Who's gonna clean this shit up?" "NFM!"

Or in reference to a title:

"You a bitch!" "Who me? NFM Not fucking me! Wrong person! "
by MuffinTop Miza May 5, 2015
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A term used to describe a pedophile who is so far up their own ass that they don't think they did anything wrong. Nate Fag Moore.
*Boy molests a girl 3 years younger than him*
*Girl presses charges*
*Boy try's to get people to believe he didn't do it, even though he has admitted to molesting other girls*

*Boy blames all his problems on his "Friends"*
NFM is an acronym meaning Nate Fag Moore.
by TheZyga@YT April 23, 2016
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I'm gonna escape from NFMS
Wow did you know whatsername gave a bj in nfms?
NFMS is my home now
by Ryan the prick September 3, 2017
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