Nebora 

A simp for girls online only

girl: Hey, you're pretty nice
Nebora: Bals

Nebora by Neborator February 3, 2021

plutonian nyborg 

plutonian nyborg is a fictional drug seen in the classic 1981 animated feature film "Heavy Metal". the drug is an inhaled white powder whose appearance resembles cocaine, and whose effects resemble those of marijuana; used by two alien starship pilots Edsel and Zeke, seen in the segment of Heavy Metal entitled "So Beautiful and So Dangerous".

plutonian nyborg is just like cocaine.

plutonian nyborg by jeffman52001 October 13, 2013

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps

40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022

newborn hamster 

when a person shares physical characteristics with a newborn hamster due to being in an extreme state of drunkenness or tiredness. these characteristics include squinted, baggy, puffy or darkened eyes and pinkened skin.

"holy shit man, you look like a newborn hamster!"

newborn hamster by Laura MM October 11, 2006

newborn 

A person who knows nothing about a fandom but decides too be in it.

Usually a teenage girl.

Pulling knowledge that is not true and that is very invalid.

"Sally thought Niall had brown curly hair!"
"OMG shes tots a newborn."

newborn by Word girl May 19, 2014

Kentucky Fried Newborns

The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.

**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT

Guy 1: I love Kentucky fried newborns
Guy 2: wtf?

Kentucky Fried Newborns by brian33337 October 14, 2023

Newborn Feast 

When a woman is having a baby and you eat her out

My babies coming! Newborn feast time baby eat me

Newborn Feast by Grahm Salsbury September 6, 2009