Next to Normal 

One of the greatest and most inspiring musicals ever made. About a suburban family going through loss, depression, and substance abuse. Won the Pulitizer Prize in 09' features some of the best actors of this century and the next. Music and book by Tom Kitt and Brian Yorkey.

Writing paper *I'm Alive from Next To Normal comes on Pandora*

Me: IM ALIVE IM ALIVE I AM SO ALIVE

Next to Normal by Closeenoughtonormal February 18, 2013

Next To Shit 

The second lowest form of stature or amount. Being after shit which has pretty much the lowest value.

Dude:"Man, my job sucks ass, I get paid next to shit an hour to.

Next To Shit by anonymousx58 June 26, 2009

next to nothing 

When you have little of something. So much so that it's "next to nothing" A small amount. Usually used when referring to a small amount of money/cash.

"Tim has got next to nothing to spend."
"They offered him next to nothing."

next to nothing by BMai June 26, 2008

Next to god 

The best thing ever,perfect, jesus like , heavenly

"That food was sooooo good, it was next to god"

Next to god by Longway_balbosa July 21, 2016

next to fuck all 

A Scottish expression or UK stating that a measurement is close to that of the desired.

One carpenter to another: Well there's next to fuck all difference between the length of these two.

next to fuck all by Tom_NZ April 21, 2007

Next to last samurai

A girl (or guy) with the samurai haircut, or man bun, or boy girl bun, or the name people call their haircut, since they're not the only one with the haircut, they're not the last samurai, they're the next to last samurai.

She's the next to last samurai, she's gonna slice and dice you with a katana.

Next to last samurai by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020