1)Stupid information about nothing important.
2)A not so clever subject line on an email.
A word created by a man that made Bill Cosby jealous about his sweaters.
2)A not so clever subject line on an email.
A word created by a man that made Bill Cosby jealous about his sweaters.
by B. Weaver, I mean Brian W. September 1, 2004
noun:
person a: "where did you get that new episode?"
person b: "newz."
verb:
person a: "can i get a copy of that file?"
person b: "sure i'll newz it in a few minutes."
person a: "where did you get that new episode?"
person b: "newz."
verb:
person a: "can i get a copy of that file?"
person b: "sure i'll newz it in a few minutes."
by table time December 1, 2011
by wampwampwhenimoveititsstilldamp March 5, 2007
just another subpar satire site.
Not nearly as funny as those British broads over at Utterpants.co.uk.
Not nearly as funny as those British broads over at Utterpants.co.uk.
by zue creu December 6, 2004
When something bad happens to a dog.
Derived from Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennels dogfighting operation.
It should be noted that emphasis needs to be placed on the z, ie; "bad newzzzzz".
Derived from Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennels dogfighting operation.
It should be noted that emphasis needs to be placed on the z, ie; "bad newzzzzz".
5 Year Old Boy: *sniffle* My doggie got runned over by a car...
Me: That's bad newz kid. Now go watch some Pokemon or something.
Me: That's bad newz kid. Now go watch some Pokemon or something.
by Ator February 27, 2008
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(1) When you can no longer tell the difference between real and fake Newz
(2) Newz -Stupid information about nothing important.
(2) Newz -Stupid information about nothing important.
Person A:
I can't tell if the Newz is real or fake anymore?
Person B:
What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.
Unfortunately, no one can be told what Real Fake Newz is. You have to figure that out for yourself.
Person A:
Fuck I guess you have to let it all go. Fear, doubt and disbelief.
Person B:
Welcome to the real world.
I can't tell if the Newz is real or fake anymore?
Person B:
What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.
Unfortunately, no one can be told what Real Fake Newz is. You have to figure that out for yourself.
Person A:
Fuck I guess you have to let it all go. Fear, doubt and disbelief.
Person B:
Welcome to the real world.
by Jacques Gee February 23, 2017