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newswhore 

a) A person with a syndicated blog.

b) A person who spends way too much time looking for news online.

c) A person who is so addicted to news that he/she, if left with no other option, would rather sell his/her body in exchange for news than go without it.
While walking down the street, I saw a newswhore sitting on the pavement with a sign in front her reading: "Will fuck for news".
newswhore by tofukitty February 20, 2004
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It sounds like a nice way to describe a cute picture of a child with a cute puppy...but it's actually when one gentleman is gnawing on the phallus of another gentleman. Generally they don't draw blood but it does happen from time to time.
Don, can I gnawwwww on your engorged phallus after you've finished that carafe of Creme de menth?
Nawwwww by Ranger from the north March 24, 2022

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When your cat walks on your keyboard
HEY CHLOE PLEASE GET OFF MY KEYBOARD
Chloe the cat: MEow

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A variation on awww, yet slightly more cute, like when seeing a li'l puppy!
Nawww! isn't it cute!

(woof!)
nawww by Benj93 June 23, 2008
An dystopian society in the world of Minecraft ruled by a evil dictator named Olly who tortures his residents by making them splitting up in clans and constantly turn on each other. There are currently two areas ruled by Olly:

Hope: A corrupted community of virgins who still haven't learnt that you can drink other beverages than their mothers breast milk. These people are usually allied in a clan called 'JIZZ' An organisation made to prevent anyone from ever speaking to any sorts of females

Oath: A community that is better organized than Hope but still has it flaws with evil people like Lumish, PanicTears and Plzstopliving torturing others by performing actions inspired by real world crimes such as Treason, Scamming and supporting LGBT+. However you are likely to win any argument with people like those by telling about how you got laid.
Guy 1: Man I lost my V card today!
Guy 2: Damn that's great but does that mean u cant play on Newwind anymore?
Guy 1: No sorry, My clan will never forgive me...
Newwind by Neverillegal34 March 13, 2021

neww kid 

Someone who doesn't know what's up. Oblivious, some what rude, and a creeper.
Also could be a synonym for an asshole or dick.
"Wow stop acting like a neww kid."
"Go cry about it neww kid"
neww kid by DLTSHG January 14, 2009