A figurative description of an attitude towards life, as well as your immediate and distant surroundings. When you refer to yourself or someone else 'just Jerking off and smoking Newports',, you are simply trying to convey that you/they are not letting anything current issue take their mind off themselves. It is the most self-absorbed and least constructive activity imaginable.
Once I get my pension, I am just gonna retreat to my apartment in Des Moines, and then I'm just gonna jerk off and smoke Newports until Yellowstone does us all in, THAT's my 5-year plan!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
I tried to pursuade him to get more involved in student politics, but he just sits in his room jerking off and smoking Newports like these things don't affect him!
by how-young-people-talk March 31, 2020
Been to Newport?
“Hey man my Uber’s here you need a ride?”
“Nah I’ll see you tomorrow, I’m feeling in a newport white right now.”
“Niceeeee”
“Nah I’ll see you tomorrow, I’m feeling in a newport white right now.”
“Niceeeee”
by Jwhull July 31, 2022
The fantastic spelling of eastside catholic thanking the town for a great twenty years of their location in newport hills.
by Fun matt June 29, 2009
Primark in Newport is the shittiest Primark I've ever been in. It's super outdated and super small. They should open a bigger, more modern unit at Friars Walk.
I went to Primark Newport today, it was SHITE!!!!! There you go Urban Dictionary seeing as you want a definition of the word.
by Everyday Everything January 21, 2022
A city full of gang members and sand smearing surfer kids who give each other blowjobs while their blonde soccer moms bleach their hair and the Latina moms in flip flops beat up random kids that they are nannying for not knowing spanish. Occasionally somebody'll drown and they'll all have a beach party smoke out and get the whole trash city high on marijuana and yell as loud as they can as it is totally super quirky and funny haha. Then the boys'll spend their food stamps on Supreme and Gucci and the girls will get gangbanged on the school bleachers by their fifteen boyfriends while all of the lesbian girls finger each other, all of whom will be wearing 10 layers because it is finally below 85 degrees and question each other literally everything because their brains cannot function past surfboards and weed.
by Savannah Leoni November 24, 2019
A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.
Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?
Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack
Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack
by Trashhhh9999 April 11, 2023