the most annoying motherfuckers in the world. people who JUST read Twilight a week or so ago and suddenly think they're the hardcorest fans ever.
newbie1: i just read twilight. I CLAIM JACOB BLACK TO BE MY HUSBAND. HES MINE!
longtime fan: actually, he is mine.
newbie1: NO!! i read the book first.
longtime fan: is that why i read Twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even MET stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?
newbie2: OHHMYGOD. i love Edward.
longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.
longtime fan: actually, he is mine.
newbie1: NO!! i read the book first.
longtime fan: is that why i read Twilight after the first book hit the shelves and have been a huge fan ever since and i even MET stephenie, but you just read it a week ago?
newbie2: OHHMYGOD. i love Edward.
longtime fan: -sigh- twilight newbies should be shot in the face with a bazooka.
by Twilight is my religion x3 March 24, 2008
Making a post on a forum without doing the proper search to check and see if the item has been posted about before.
by blackice912 January 11, 2005
An area in the (unofficial) Ace Attorney Server Vanilla. Popularly referred to as Newbie Hell, it has somewhat of it's own language that the users may not disclose. Slurs are to be expected, and so far the youngest frequenting member seems to be 13. Welcome to hell, your personal nightmare, and the possibility of some good times.
by TarotDog March 30, 2021
by Superfly667 March 21, 2003
by Lord Phazon X March 30, 2005
A gym newbie or gym noob is a newly joined unexperienced member of a gymnasium (usually due to New Years resolutions that they will not see fulfilled) they are an irritating breed.
Well known for EZ curling in the squat rack and forgetting to return weights after use and swarming the gymnasium.
We can only hope these vile creatures return to their lethargic ways of life by the end of January and leave the rest of the men molded by the iron to continue in their journey of personal improvement.
If you are a gym newbie you must wear this title in shame until you have accomplished one year of hard training and made well deserved hard earned gains. After this you shal be greeted as a brother among the iron generation.
CP - MC
Well known for EZ curling in the squat rack and forgetting to return weights after use and swarming the gymnasium.
We can only hope these vile creatures return to their lethargic ways of life by the end of January and leave the rest of the men molded by the iron to continue in their journey of personal improvement.
If you are a gym newbie you must wear this title in shame until you have accomplished one year of hard training and made well deserved hard earned gains. After this you shal be greeted as a brother among the iron generation.
CP - MC
by ShadowsAndDust January 5, 2014
by Pugwash February 18, 2005