when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet
Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."
Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"
Nate,"You know it!"
Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"
Nate,"You know it!"
by Doc Warren June 28, 2010
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
by yeet mcgee/daddy February 15, 2019
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
by yeet mcgee/daddy February 15, 2019
When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020
When you're seven beers deep into a six-pack or halfway through a handle of Jack Daniels and you use the same excuse not to come in when your "on-call".
Joe knew that it was homecoming weekend and shit would be busy all weekend. He pounded his ninth Jim Beam/Diet Coke as he got called in to work to come help. Joe explained he coulnd't come in because he had been drinking, or in other words, he pulled a Tallahassee Newberry.
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
"Hey Eric, can you can come, we are short staffed tonight?". Eric replied with slurred speech, "Sorry Bro, I've been Tallahassee Newberrying all fucking weekend".
by MississippiQueen5432 October 8, 2020