nevago 

It's used as a bait like "ligma" or "deez", to serve the purpose of rick rolling someone.

Bob : I went to Nevago yesterday, it was really cool !
Bethy : What is Nevago ?
Bob : Nevago 'nna give you up !

Never gonna let you down !

nevago by max_games08 April 12, 2022

Newaygo 

A beautiful small town in Michigan north of Grand Rapids on the Muskegon River in the Manistee National Forest where lots of cool outdoorsy people live to go fishing, hunting, hiking, snowmobiling, canoeing and camping... like me!!!

People in Newaygo are frickin' cool.

Newaygo by Butch Badorsik February 23, 2010

newage 

Pronounced to rhyme with "sewage", "newage" is a term used to refer to the spiritual practices of a sizable fraction of the populations of California and New Mexico.

Dude! I like _so_ totally can't attend that anti-capitalist rally in Berkeley until I've like totally balanced the energy flow in my loft, polished my mood crystals, and had my $15 thimbleful of Kopi Luwak coffee.

newage by rapmasta May 5, 2004

newage 

A euphamism for New Age music, a horrible, hideous genre of aimless, unlistenable drech for washed out, middle-aged ex-hippies and the power crystal clutching disciples of con men who use bits and pieces of various Eastern religions, interspersed with liberal helpings of pure bullshit in order to sell their overpriced, horribly written books (also filled with bullshit) and ugly quartz crystal trinkets. Rhymes with "sewage."

Hey, holmes, get that fucken' newage crap off of my sound system right now! And bury that c.d. once you're through taking it far, far away from anyone with anything resembling taste in music.

newage by the birds and trees September 17, 2006

Newage Narcissist 

A spiritual person with a profound sense of entitlement. They claim to be down-to-earth, eager to share their gifts, but are really looking to gain notarity, free shit, are extremely vain and talk about how spiritual they are non-stop.

Wow! That sound bath teacher couldn’t stop talking about herself and talked about wanted to find a millionaire boyfriend. She’s such a newage narcissist!

Newage Narcissist by BBXB April 8, 2019

Nevagonnaloseit 

That feeling when you know you’re going to end up alone forever. Usually accompanied by a significant decrease in motivation and the temporary joy/cope of saying it and laughing at your lonely state.

Nevagonnaloseit
Nevagonnaloseit, aye
People try to stay outta my way, no
People try to stay outta my way, no
What the fuck is makin’ them afraid, yo

Got a conure on my arm
You wake to “I love you”, I wake up to my alarm
Hey babe, it’s Valentine’s Day, but wait
Me in the back say it’s Arizona’s birthday

Never knowin’ what to do
Thrown in cold water, might as well drown for you
The game is lookin’ like it’s rigged, I quit
I be cryin’, never ever gonna lose it

Nevagonnaloseit
Nevagonnaloseit, aye
People try to stay outta my way, no
People try to stay outta my way, no
What the fuck is makin’ them afraid, yo

Cryin’ out for help, my ass tryna vent
Then I turn around, wonderin’ where my friends went
I fell down and hit the ground, my bruised knees
Painted black and blue, they tellin’ stories

Tell me lies, that I will
I know I will, I know I will
I be flyin’ solo, cryin’ solo
Nevagonnaloseit nevagonnaloseit yo

Nevagonnaloseit
Nevagonnaloseit, aye
People try to stay outta my way, no
People try to stay outta my way, no
What the fuck is makin’ them afraid, yo

Nevagonnaloseit
Nevagonnaloseit, aye
People try to stay outta my way, no
People try to stay outta my way, no
What the fuck is makin’ them afraid, yo

Nevagonnaloseit by spadecard October 9, 2022

camp newaygo

An all girls camp located in Newaygo Michigan. A place where people can go to make friendships that last forever, like knallys children.

Girl: "Are there any good summer camps I should go to?"
Girl: "Camp Newaygo"

camp newaygo by Coolasthat May 23, 2016