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New Kids on the Block

I cant believe us slackers didnt define this better sooner!

A group of 5 pop singing hotties from Boston who caused mania in pre-teen and teen girls worldwide. They gained popularity in 1988 producing multiple awards, #1's and top 10 hits until disbanding in 1994. After the band split, blockheads (NKOTB fans) were left with empty hearts, and buttons, dolls, shirts, and albums were placed away into their personal time capsule.

Time caplules were opened up in 2008 A reunion tour and album was made. Expected by some, very unexpected by others the NKOTB have been causing mania once again, in their female fans. Fans NKOTB shirts dont fit anymore (Though some try) but years of memories, photos, buttons, cassetes, videos, and emotions have been brought back out.

The band membersare all still delicious looking. They are Jordan Knight, Jon Knight, Joey McIntyre, Danny Wood, and Donnie Wahlberg.

They have done an amazing job at welcoming the fans back into their lives, and have made alot of effort to meet their fans, something that was just a dream the first go around.

A belated urban welcome back boys!
Lyrics-New Kids on the Block-1986
"Cause once we start to jam, you'll be in a state of shock
Clear the way party people, we're the new kids on the block"
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New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits.
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new kids on the block by Bem Suggs December 8, 2003

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any boy bands that's popular today and forgotten later today
N-Suck, 69 Degrees and the Back Door Boyz ain't nuthin but the New Kids On The Block!

New Kids On The Block

The starting point for an entire genre of music that is defined as complete shit and short lived. Often called boy bands.
One Direction is the New Kids On The Block for 2013.

New Kids On The Block

The template for all the shitty pop boy bands that are here today, gone tomorrow. They started out in 1986 and ended in 1994. They lip-synched and pranced around on stage to a drum machine that they DID NOT program or know how to.

NOTE: Menudo from Puerto Rico was an early 80s predecessor. Like NKOTB, only t(w)een girls like these lip-synching losers.
1. N'SYNC, Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees, etc. are successors to New Kids On the Block. They had their famous 15 and are assembly line made and they suck suck SUCK.
2. Those new K-pop bands of today are just Korean versions of New Kids On The Block. Fuck them all. Check out the K-rock band 57 (pronounced 'Oh Chill') instead. I've seen them, met them and they are AWESOME.
3. Why? Why am I alive? The world is filled with hate, death, pollution and New Kids On The Block!
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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