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new york subway face 

As coined by Jack-O from the BS Report on 6/24/09:

"... we were on a new york subway once, and everybody on the train just looked so bummed out, you're living in this enormous city, you're riding this subway, you've just worked all day, you don't want to make any eye contact with anyone else on the subway because there is a 95% chance they're insane or a criminal. So you just sit there with this slumped look and a 1000 yard stare."
When someone just looks beaten down by a girl friend or a wife or life, look at the "new york subway face".
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New Facebook 

Absolute Shit

The New Facebook 

The "New Coke" of the 21st Century. An answer to a design problem that no one had on the website Facebook, spearheaded by Mark Zuckerberg.
"Dude do you like the new Facebook?"

"No, I think it blows big-time"
The New Facebook by HeyitsAC November 2, 2008

new facebook 

The new facebook layout that has everything crammed onto one page and that no one likes. Everyone was much happier with the old facebook, and now we're forced to use this new piece of shit.
"Have you seen the new facebook yet? it sucks."
new facebook by epicepicphail October 27, 2008

New Facebook 

Inferior new design for Facebook. Not half as good as the original Facebook.
New Facebook by Annon12345321 November 2, 2008

new facebook 

a total piece of shit
A: DId u see teh new facebook?
B: YEa...its total shit
new facebook by Mark Zuckerberg January 23, 2009

the new facebook chat

the most retarted thing facebook has ever done removing the little hidy box and replacing it with a huge rertarted peice of shit the mongs around the side of your screen it was desgin to be helpfull but turn out to be a huge fucktard that does nothing but be a complete drugy
just go to facebook and youll see the new facebook chat