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New York State's Age Of Consent Are Coincided With The Electricity Bill So Do Not Get Your Back Smacked By Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak

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New Dorker

Someone who constantly compares everything to New York City in an attempt to appear cooler than the situation at hand. Whether the person is from New York or not is irrelevant.

A New Dorker is never truly satisfied with their surroundings. Even when in Brooklyn, they will play-up Manhattan. The idea is to compare every situation with something they hope their audience will view as "bigger and better".

This attitude culminates in comparing Manhattan to a European city that the New Dorker hopes their audience has never been, as to avoid detection and conjecture.

i.e. "Yeah, Manhattan is a lot of fun but its not like it used to be... yawn... Barcelona is way better, they don't start partying until 2am on a Monday morning"

Not relegated to nightlife, New Dorkers belittle the sports events, urban landscape, music venues, restaurants, and culture of any smaller city with which they are unfamiliar with or situations which they find intimidating.

They fail to realize that most of their reasoning is simply contingent on New York's large population and not indicative of the quality of the people or space.

Ironically, New Dorkers often turn out to be the most boring people when you do end up partying with them in Manhattan.

Jake: "Wow... I am having a great time, this club is awesome, the people in this city are really cool"

Jill: "eh... in New York the clubs have like 2,000 people in them, this club only has a 1000"

Joe: "Yeah, I thought it was going to look bigger, I guess I'm just used to the New York skyline you know... this looks small"

Jake: You are a bunch of New Dorkers

New Dorker by Mechanicalchris March 1, 2010

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new dorp highschool

Lady and gents I present to you new dorp highschool don’t know about this highschool don’t worry me neither :) they are mostly known for their shitty ass fights ,hot cheeto girls, sluts, and low percentage of graduates.Not to mention their shitty ass sport teams who haven't won a game in a decade.

Person 1:You go to new dorp highschool?
Person 2: yea why?
Person 1: why would you?

new dorp highschool by Doja Cat September 21, 2021

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New Dominion Alternative Center

A center for educating middle grades (6 - 8) students in Virginia who have had difficulty succeeding in a traditional school. Smaller classes, more tolerant teachers, social skills instruction, and an alternative method of working with kids are all parts of the alternative program.

The goal of the school is to re-teach the students and help them learn to participate in the more-structured atmosphere of a traditional school. Helping them learn to become active participants in their own education is a primary goal. Reducing the frequency of unacceptable behaviors is another goal.

New Dominion Alternative Center is a mini-school that provides alternative education.

New Dominion Alternative Center by News crew November 27, 2009

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New Dorp High School

A high school in Staten Island, New York in the New Dorp neighborhood, 3500 jerk offs and home of the 8 slc’s (sped learning communities) half the school consists of ghetto bitches and emos, and some Hispanic kids with Edgar cuts.

Hey have you heard of New Dorp High School?

New Dorp High School by 1/3500 jerkoffs September 21, 2021

New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used jokingly in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye vs. New Kanye". New Doofy always has money, class, impeccable style and is well-liked.

New Doofy narrates Morgan Freeman's life.

New Doofy by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022

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