Father: "When you go skydiving, don't forget to use your parachute."
Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."
Teen son: "Thanks dad...and remember to never use a condom more than once."
by yes juanito yes March 29, 2015
Don't ask me
What you know is true
Don't have to tell you
I love your precious heart
I
I was standing
You were there
Two worlds collided
And they could never tear us apart
We could live
For a thousand years
But if I hurt you
I'd make wine from your tears
I told you
That we could fly
'Cause we all have wings
But some of us don't know why
I was standing
You were there
Two worlds collided
And they could never ever tear us apart
What you know is true
Don't have to tell you
I love your precious heart
I
I was standing
You were there
Two worlds collided
And they could never tear us apart
We could live
For a thousand years
But if I hurt you
I'd make wine from your tears
I told you
That we could fly
'Cause we all have wings
But some of us don't know why
I was standing
You were there
Two worlds collided
And they could never ever tear us apart
I (don't ask me)
I was standing (you know it's true)
Mm, you were there (worlds collided)
Two worlds collided (we're shining through)
And they could never tear us apart
You (don't ask me)
You were standing (you know it's true)
I was there (worlds collided)
Two worlds collided (we're shining through)
And they could never tear us apart
I
I was standing
You were there
Two worlds collided
I was standing (you know it's true)
Mm, you were there (worlds collided)
Two worlds collided (we're shining through)
And they could never tear us apart
You (don't ask me)
You were standing (you know it's true)
I was there (worlds collided)
Two worlds collided (we're shining through)
And they could never tear us apart
I
I was standing
You were there
Two worlds collided
by Death Menace February 3, 2023
Something said by Swayzak at the end of the second level in the flash game Toonami: Trapped in Hyperspace. First making the rounds September 17, 2002 on CartoonNetwork.com, it soon became popular and one of the first recorded Internet memes.
A year later, the phrase was stolen by a certain edgy Shadow the Hedgehog (otherwise known as Ow the Edge) in Sonic Heroes. Everybody objected to this, as he didn't even pronounce the entire sentence right (it is meant to be pronounced as "Yoyull nivah dayfeet auths.")
The phrase was doomed to become lost in Internet history and largely forgotten about until March 2017, when the search for the Trapped in Hyperspace game it originated from learned more about what role Swayzak had in the game. The quest for one of the original Internet memes is still going to this day, although it is almost close to being found.
A year later, the phrase was stolen by a certain edgy Shadow the Hedgehog (otherwise known as Ow the Edge) in Sonic Heroes. Everybody objected to this, as he didn't even pronounce the entire sentence right (it is meant to be pronounced as "Yoyull nivah dayfeet auths.")
The phrase was doomed to become lost in Internet history and largely forgotten about until March 2017, when the search for the Trapped in Hyperspace game it originated from learned more about what role Swayzak had in the game. The quest for one of the original Internet memes is still going to this day, although it is almost close to being found.
by IDONTMIND December 9, 2018