Neutrally buoyant

When you do a shit and it don’t sink or float it just stays in a suspended state central to the water level.

Hey Ash, I just took a dump. It was neutrally buoyant.

That’s great work Dale

by A different sort of thinker January 16, 2023

lawful neutral

Being that guy

When they say ya do it but they realy mean no don't that is lawful neutral

by Datttt guuuuy October 28, 2021

fun-neutral

When you do something that is good and bad, but also super fun ;)

Sheila: Dude, is what we're doing bad?
Jeff: Nah cutie, it's more of a fun-neutral kind of thing.
Sheila: Oh you're so sexy when you're right! Now do me.

by Mr.Wordbank21 October 27, 2017

Extreme Neutrality

A condition in which one responds to a stimulus in a consistently apathetic and impartial demeanor regardless of the severity of the given situation.

Perhaps we would have acted sooner if we weren’t deceived by the passive tone of Bill’s extreme neutrality.

by Blndbomb December 14, 2021

Stuck in neutral

To be out of control of your body, whatever happens happens. Rolling at the pace of the universe.

Smoked so much, that a bitch was stuck in neutral.

by Troglodyte April 11, 2021

Neutral Pelvis

When you align your pelvis so that it is neither anteriorly or posteriorly tilted, or shifted laterally. Important in dance contexts and in your everyday lives. Align your pelvis for gosh sakes. Good for low back health.

If my pelvis was a bowl full of hot chocolate, I would keep a neutral pelvis so as not to spill the hot chocolate.

by Margotf April 6, 2023

Neutral Evil

A neutral evil character never feels compelled to keep his word. He will attack and kill an unarmed foe (those are the best kind). He will harm and may possibly kill an innocent. He will use torture to extract information and for pleasure. He may kill for pleasure. A neutral evil character will use poison. He will not help those in need without a reward and he works well alone or in a group. He responds well to higher authority until that authority attempts to use the law to hamper his ability to pursue his own agenda. He will follow the law unless breaking it is in his best interest and he's reasonably sure that he will not be caught. He may betray a family member, comrade, or friend if it is convenient to do so and it advances his agenda. Neutral evil characters are indifferent to the concepts of self-discipline and honor, finding them useful only if they can be used to advance their own interests or gain power over others. (5)

This is the best alignment. Always taking and never giving. Neutral Evil

by Death Menace October 1, 2022