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1.
s nerve cell that consists of a soma (cell body), dendrites(signal receptors), and an axon (a signal conductor).
when looking at a brain neurons can presume their "fire dance"
by rockwell13 September 13, 2006
 
2.
your brain cells.
My neurons are superior to yours even though I consider my self uneducated. I think I can be a military leader if I wasn't so lazy and unmotivated.
by UmissedME March 29, 2010
 
3.
A portmanteau meaning neurotic moron.
Dude - he knows what a portmanteau is. Must be a real neuron.
by Bonneedee June 14, 2011
 
4.
GOD ! The ultimate god.
If you meet him, bend over and let him be YOUR god.
by rorviker March 08, 2003
 
5.
A creature that takes the form of a penguin at 97.9% of its social events. Aside from the main necessities of life food, shelder, wank0ring, and clothes, this creature must be found in what can be reffered to as a "Linux Environment". The creature sleeps a maximum of 5 hours a day, and is therefore VERY penguinically efficient.
Brotha... Yo sucha neuron!
by I R GOD March 08, 2003