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Neuralink 

Some weird dystopian brain implant bullshit that Elon Musk came up with when he was high. At least I assume he was high because that's the only way anyone would ever think implanting fucking computer chips in your brain is a good idea.

Currently, the only use for the technology seems to be torturing monkeys. Hopefully Elon's stupid ass goes to jail for animal cruelty before he thinks of any more uses for it
Neuralink is some bullshit straight out of a dystopian sci fi novel

NEStalgic 

A person in one way or another bringing up the NES in a nostalgic matter.
Dude: We're just gonna sit down at my house and play some NES like in the old days.

Man: Ah, I remember as a child I used to play Super Mario Bros 3 on the NES. I know I'm just being NEStalgic, but still.

Guy: I grew up with an NES in my home, so I have a lot of NEStalgia built up inside.
NEStalgic by SNEStalgic September 22, 2012

Neurological Discombobulation

The act of being totally out of your head and no thoughts can come together properly. i.e. Being Drunk or Stoned
I'm suffering from some severe Neurological Discombobulation after that bowl.

gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake 

when highscool kids scream out in pain (most often girls) and fall to the floor screaming and demanding to be benched. its really fun to do.
tanya was walking into the gymnasium when she saw the flyer for soccer drills she hated soccer so she decided to pull a gym class trigeminal neuralgi-fake by hitting the deck and screaming
"CRAAAAMPS! CRAMPPS!!!! AAGHH MY OVARIESS ARE BLEEDING! IM SHOOTING WOMANLY FLUIDS OUT MY VAGINA!!"

Neurological Disorder 

A disorder of the brain
Mr. Mann has a Neurological Disorder.

Neurological genocide 

When the brain is forced in extreme situations to eliminate an emotion or feeling a neurological genocide takes place. This can be done consciously or subconsciously.
His fear rejection left him in a magnificent neurological genocide when he met his future wife.