NOTMACHER 

A term used to describe any Ferrari F1 driver who is not Michael Schumacher. It is most commonly used to refer to Luca Badoer, as many people do not know his name or any other details about him (other than the fact he is a shit driver).

Since NOTMACHER conveys feelings of deep disappointment it may occasionally be used in general conversation to express this.

"I hope Schumacher's neck is better... fucking Notmacher is a bore to watch."

"Dude, I told you to get a bottle of DP not some cheap ass sparkling wine. Total notmacher..."

NOTMACHER by gentaXY August 20, 2009

Social Netwanker 

One who relentlessly trawls through myspace and facebook, looking for attractive members of the opposite sex. Once found the netwanker will stalk his or her prey through a succesion of messages and comments, in the misguided belief that at some point there may be some kind of physical liason.

"I opened my inbox on Monday morning and it was full of social netwankers"

Social Netwanker by Rudonja July 30, 2007

Netwatcher 

(1) often pejorative. Compulsive websurfers who rely on Internet resources as their sole source of information. Often carries a connotation of anti-elitism and a disdain for more tradional "paper-based" sources such as newspapers, encyclopedias, research papers, peer-review publications, or books.
(2) Professional commentators - marketing and media specialists - who track online trends, netiquette, and usage patterns in order to identify changes in behavioural patterns

Militant Wikipedia fans make up a particlarly virulent cult of Netwatchers.

Netwatcher by goodomens September 18, 2006

nutwacker

one who is beyond the realm of mad, crazy or insane; an internet troll.

Once she ran out of medication she turned into a total nutwacker by stalking my home, website and making prank phone calls.

nutwacker by The Rock Bitch May 6, 2006

Netwalker 

A deranged but awesome alcoholic faggot who is quite the prick in real life.Approach with caution or befriend with liquor.

-"I was talkin to Netwalker the other day.What a prick"
-"He must have been sober."

Netwalker by Kilgharrah December 27, 2011

netwalker 

a walker (street walker or prostitute) that networks to find more clients or sponsors.
derived from the word networker (as in network marketer, mlm'er etc), due to the fact that there's a lot whores in network marketing.

Thank God for netwalkers, I got laid yesterday after I spoke in a networking event.

netwalker by johnagra March 19, 2017

sweater netcher

a substitute for the word sweet .

kid 1 : thats really cool .
kid 2 : sweater netcher .

sweater netcher by SkidRow . June 27, 2008