|1.||Matt Licks Nert|
Matt Licks Nert is typically a young boy who sits on the computer all day, and has no life. vDream and Petville are his best friends. Matt Licks Nert usually comes from an outside conutry, typically Poland or Brazil. He loves Polish Cereal, and Polish Milk. He is the absolute Legend of any virtual game, and within 5 minutes, he will already have 1,000,000 experience points. He is God!
"Did you hear about that weird kid, Matt Licks Nert?"
"Yeah! He pwnd me and beat me to F1 Pilot!"
"Doesn't surprise me, he's my idol!"
A swear replacer. Don't say a swear, use "nert". Teachers and parents don't know what it means so it makes it a way to beat the system.
My teacher was pissing me off and I screamed "nert" and she didn't know what it meant so I got away with it.
The tag of a graffiti artist in Bucharest-Romania. He is a member of The Freak Brothers Wallnuts crew
Practice makes nert perfect.
A word made up by two kids named Nick and Allen in high school that is best described as an antonym to the "F" word. This word sums up incredibly stupid, yet serious, situations. Can also be used as a response to something extremely cliché.
This word evolved out of a sound made to imitate retarded people. It was more like "Ner-ner-nerrrrt!" in it's original form.
Dad: Son, you can't go to the dance until you've done all your chores!
1.) Onomatopoeic representation of exhaustion or sudden sleep.
2.) Used to verbally escape from answering questions, or direct accusation by feigning sleep.
TIM: Bill, are you awake enough to go to the movies?
BILL: Nert (sleeps)
JILL: Jane, is this your bloody knife in the bathtub?
JANE: Well...I...NERT (feigns sleep)
Used mainly in the hip-hop community as an all-encompassing word. Can be used as a noun or verb to refer to drugs, pussy, ass, ballz, pussy-juice cocktail, semen, alcoholic beverages (especially purp), the act of coitus, anal sex, oral sex, money, ballin, bangin, mackin, pimpin, smokin dro, gettin buck-wild, flirting, squirtin and in a general sense, anything that Lil' Jon or R. Kelly may say or do.
Let's get nert.
I'm bout to nert up on that ho.
"man cody likes sniffing his nert"