nargleschmitten

A phrase used when you want to evade answering a question.

The twix bar of words

Guy 1: Dude did you just sniff your fingers?

Guy 2: Nargleschmitten!

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Man that chick has a nice ass

Guy 1: uh...man you're right!

nargleschmitten by RainbowNinja July 4, 2009

Nargles 

Creatures made up by Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books. They are known to live in mistletoe, and they are quite the little theves. Sometimes, Nargles are used in Draco/Luna fanfiction.

Luna: When we were five, you told me that mistletoe had nargles in them.

Draco: What?

Luna: Nargles.

Draco: And you believed me?

Luna: You haven't lied to me since.

Nargles by Loony Luna Lovegood November 8, 2007

neagles 

Surname attributed to the assault of unwitting Caucasian youths or bros who are misheard in loud night clubs, bowling alleys and the occasional Sunday Sermon.

Chase and Brad were accosted by a young group of African-Americans when Chase inquired "You got this weak blow from Neagles didn't you? Neagles is always cutting our shit up. That's why I don't fuck with Neagles anymore"

neagles by MantamMenace December 19, 2016

narglespunk 

The shock you give someone when you hide under their bed/in their room and surprise them in a sexually suggestive manner.

Girl 1; "hey what did you get up to on Friday night?"
Girl 2; "OMG brad totally narglespunked me. I shat it."

narglespunk by lucesjuices December 29, 2014

Nergies 

Pronouced like "nerd" = nurgh-ies. This is a term for little bits of food stuffs left on a plate after a meal. Also could be bits of food left in a package.

"let the dog eat the nergies off your plate."
"There is nergies in the bottom of the chip bag."

Nergies by littlebug April 4, 2007

nurgles 

Slang term for friends, buddies, etc., but not restricted for use by African Americans - can be used by any race equally in this context and with no negative or racial connotations...

'Sup mah nurgles?

This one's going out to all my nurgles!

nurgles by Corey Wade November 24, 2006

nerblestars 

A group of friends usually boys that play basketball and are usually sexy

Damn I wish I dated those Nerblestars

nerblestars by Hyrilicop January 12, 2021