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Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) 

Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.
My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.

pobody's nerfect

A conciliatory way of saying, "nobody's perfect" that illustrates the concept. Originated with Cracked and Mad Magazine in the 70s.
I'm sorry, that was dumb.

That's OK, pobody's nerfect.
pobody's nerfect by Downstrike December 23, 2004

Neglected 

Implies giving insufficient attention to something that merits one's attention
The Brat is being neglected by the Anchovy.
Neglected by The_Brat January 6, 2009

nervecited 

(adjective) A descriptive word expressing the feeling of being both nervous and excited at the same time.
On my wedding day, I was so nervecited that I couldn't stop trembling!
nervecited by Rbienna November 1, 2015

nervecited 

(adjective)1. a descriptive word expressing the feeling of being both nervous and excited at the same time.
On my wedding day, I was so nervecited that I couldn't stop trembling !
nervecited by Rbienna November 1, 2015

Tankis-perfected 

He must be a Tankis-perfected
Tankis-perfected by Tankis-perfected September 13, 2021

Neglected pecs 

These aren't man boobs, they are neglected pecs.
Neglected pecs by mrpendle82 February 25, 2010