nerdphone
Having a conversation on instant messaging services such as gchat and AIM, the computer equivalent of talking on the phone, hence "nerdphone." A synonym for instant messaging.
nerdphone by thisrecording June 29, 2009
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nerdzone
Someone who is in the nerdzone is in a VIRTUAL friendzone as in he never actually met the person who friendzoned him/her in real life.
nerdzone by Braintelligence January 22, 2014
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nerdphone • necrophone • Negaphone • Nelphone • nerdbone • Nerdmone • nerdophobe • nerdzone • Nerophobe • neurophone
neurophone
A device implanted under ones skin, such as the one our president uses to relay his speeches. It allows another, within range, to relay subsonic messages that the user can repeat like a parrot, hopefully to give the impression that he knows what the hell he is saying.
"Dammit Carl, I thought for sure you said 'the human being and the fish can co-exist peacefully', not 'we need to attack the world because we are a bunch of power-hungry war-mongering money-hungry fascist elitist corporatists'! Maybe we need to adjust my neurophone".
neurophone by carpentertom June 11, 2006
nerdophobe
Anybody who has an irrational fear of those with a dorky persuasion. This individual will often avoid all contact with those associated with anime, science fiction and videogames. Also doesn't like people with glasses or braces.
nerdophobe by juddyfresh May 14, 2007
Nerdmone
A nerdmone is data released by a cell, computer, or a laptop in one part of the user that affects all other aspects of life. Generally, only a small amount of nerdmone is required to alter a user’s life. In essence, it is a mechanical messenger that transports a signal from technology to a user. All technology users produce nerdmones; plant nerdmones are also called ubernerdmones. Nerdmones in animals are often transported in the graphics. Users respond to a nerdmone when they access specific technology for that nerdmone. The nerdmone binds to the user’s life, resulting in the activation of a data mechanism that ultimately leads to technology attachment.
Negaphone
"SAVE THE WHALES" said a protester accidentally using a negaphone. "FUCK THAT BLACK CUNT" is what the audience heard.
Negaphone by backotruck December 7, 2016
Nerdboner
when one becomes instantly sexually aroused by something nerdy. this includes video game content, anime, cosplay outfits and costumes, and nerdy tattoos.
Neville: Dude, my girlfriend sent me a picture of her in her new costume... when I saw tabbie dressed as sexy Luigi I got such a nerdboner I had to go bust a nutt in the shower
Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!
Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...
Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..
Sam: Thats so fucking Nerdy!!
Neville: I got so turned when I thought about getting me a mario costume and fucking Luigi tabbie...
Sam: What the fuck?! Isn't that kind of gay dude..
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"