nephonics 

Slang used by nerds. Similar to that of ebonics just directed a nerds. A combination of nerd and phonics.

Normal Guy: What's up man?
Nerd: I am just pwning some noobs pulling off l33t headshots!
Normal Guy: Err.. Yeah.. Sorry I don't speak nephonics.

nephonics by Bobby Bubbleness August 4, 2009

netbonics 

Ebonics used on the internet.
A portmanteau of internet and ebonics. Used mainly by wiggers, some Southeast Asians and Philippinos, and others trying to act gangsta.

Often subsitutes apostrophes with `s and i's with y's. Contains many SPELLEN ERR0RZ. "-ing" is often replaced with "-en"

Examples of netbonics:

ballin2damax: "y0 dat shyt is tYt daWg fo sh0 i ballen"
(That shit is tight dog, for sure, I'm balling.)

tYrOnEweStSyDe: "u is 2 skared u iz trippen b0i"
(You are scared, you are tripping, boy.)

dA_rEaL_rYdA:"YALL IZ WACK NAWMSAYIN"
(You all are whack, do you know what I'm saying?")

netbonics by Icky Thump December 15, 2008

nyphonics

The detailed language of a true engineer.

The meeting was excessively dragged out by the overuse of nyphonics.

nyphonics by Ole Gil June 19, 2008

Negronics 

The dialect of African-American (Negroes), closely related to ebonics.

(White male)Robert F. Williams III: Hello there, I'm sorry to interupt you, but do you know where I can find the nearest gas station?
(Black male)Lysol to Jamal: Lemme take carrr of this mohafuking shiz
(Black male)Lysol: Whata FUCK you want stupidass crackalacka?
(White male)Robert F. Williams III: I'm very sorry for disturbing you sir, I will politely, and quietly dismiss myself now.
(Black male)Jamal: Yo Lysol Ima pop a cap in this bitches mohafuking crackalack'n ass.

Negronics by CMBNIGGA April 29, 2004

Neophonic Virgin 

A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).

Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."

Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."

Neophonic Virgin by Ziegegeist January 5, 2011

Neptonic 

Inept+onic

Self destructive & child like behavior
Emotional acidity

*Historical context*
Caligula's troops refused to sail to Britain.

So in a fit he made them wage war against the sea & take sea shells before returning to Rome.

“Jerry! Quite being a Neptonic a$$! You’re cut off!”

Neptonic by BenJamin1223 January 6, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005