O'Nellas straw 

A principal of performance based on occam's razor that states "the simplest straw will perform the best"

"when i see a child across the room at olive garden gently sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straws all i see is a misguided youth wasting his life." said Sam O'Nella. This gives an excellent example of O'Nellas straw by showing how a crazy straw with all its twists and turns will take longer to bring the liquid past your lips and down your Flesh pipe.

O'Nellas straw by Michael Malloy October 11, 2018

Sam O’nella Academy 

A online YouTube academy that, unlike salmonella, will improve your body with delicious knowledge juice every 2-3 months to improve your brain

Human 1 “Man I just got an F on this test”
Human 2 “DUDE, I told you to watch Newest Video on the Sam O’nella Academy”

Sam O’nella Academy by Small sad human January 6, 2019

Sam O'Nella 

The only white lad canonically able to say the n-word.

Guy 1: Hey, did you see the newest Sam O'Nella episode?
Guy 2: Yeah I heard that he said the n-word.

Sam O'Nella by Eel on Musk September 30, 2019

Pittsburgh Nelly 

1) A Welsh whore who could do things with her one good arm that'd make you forget that thing on her neck.

2) A certain fork in the Missouri river named after the said whore.

3) A derogatory slang term used to describe a sexually overactive and altogether unattractive female.

This term was popularized by Chris Farley while portraying the fictional character Bartholomew Hunt in 1998's Almost Heroes.

That sick old town bike was a real Pittsburgh Nelly.

Pittsburgh Nelly by holyshiite November 15, 2010

Nellieland

The most perfect place in all the world, ruled by Jody, a.k.a. The Jodster. It is a tiny slice of heaven on lake Ossipee. There, girls sing and dance... sometimes in their underpants! The people there are amazing and every day is too much fun. Chocolate Chip pudding is sacred. Huckins camp - for two weeks or four - how I wish there were more.

Oh gee golly, I wish I was in Nellieland right now!

Hey insert a Huckins Friend only 5 months, 17 days, 2 hours, 10 minutes, and 35 seconds until camp begins!!! YAYYY HUCKINS HEARTS 143

Nellieland by Huckster December 29, 2004

O’neilly 

It’s when you put the balls in too

Damn! He o’neillyed her last night, he was more than balls deep!

O’neilly by Bill Cosby O’neilly June 11, 2021

Sam Neill 

Possibly the greatest actor of all time. He was born in Ireland on September 14, 1947 and moved to New Zealand when he was 7. Smart, handsome and totally über-cool, he has starred in great movies such as Jurassic Park, The Dish, The Piano, Irresistible, Merlin, Event Horizon, Dead Calm, Death in Brunswick, A Cry in the Dark, My Brilliant Career, Wimbledon and Perfect Strangers.
Sam was almost cast for the role of James Bond 007, but lost out to Timothy Dalton (who is ugly).
Sam also makes his own wine, called Two Paddocks.
He is the greatest guy ever.

"Who's that awesome guy who played Alan Grant in Jurassic Park?"
"Sam Neill of course, the coolest guy on the planet!"

Sam Neill by Cristina_S October 5, 2006