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nemmertland 

A place where shit gets weird.
I was at Nemmertland and shit got weird.
nemmertland by Gyb723 August 9, 2017

Netmetter 

Someone who is obsesively curious about what their neighbour is WRITING or WATCHING next to them in a Internet café or public space.

(composite word: Net and 'Mettere',Italian for to put,introduce.)
"I'm so fucking FED UP with feeling GUILTY about having a hard-on just 'cause some wanky NETMETTER's spying MY favourite Porn Site!!"
Netmetter by paganroman August 2, 2007

necmettin kamil sevil 

A person who pretends that is a linguist but can't even speak a human language.
All of the students failed in all of my classes because I can't teach what I claim that I can, I'm such a Necmettin Kamil Sevil!
Å være jæævlig mett.

Når du har spist så mye at kroppen ikke klarer mer
Espen: gutta, jeg er negmett!
Negmett by Helhol August 18, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026