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Nerd Necklace 

1) Usually refers to electronic devices, such as USB drives, worn on a lanyard which generally has a technology company logo or insignia.

2) Also refers to bus passes, building identifications, etc. in plastic cases worn in on corporate issued lanyards.
Nerd 1: Hey, send me that file.
Nerd 2: The network is down.
Nerd 1: Fine, plug in your 1GB nerd necklace and bring it over here.
Nerd Necklace by lexm December 16, 2005

turd necklace 

A person that has no game or skills when it comes to picking up persons of the opposite sex. This person is a detrament to hooking up due to their lack of style regarding dress or lack of social skills. They are a TERRIBLE wing-man.(It is as if you were wearing a necklace with a turd hanging from it) Your chances are nearly zero of hooking up with this person in tow.
-I couldnt hook up on spring break because I had the "turd necklace" with me all week.
-We met two hotties but the "turd necklace" dropped the ball.
-We never hook up when we bring the "turd necklace" with us.
turd necklace by J.C. Price May 4, 2009

wear you like a necklace

taylor swift eats your pussy and writes a song about
person a: um i was listening to this t swift song and she goes wear you like a necklace is she talking about pussy

person b: taylor swift can wear me like a necklace

person a: you bitches fruity

chicago necklace 

Heavy chains wrapped around your enemy's neck right before you push him into deep water.
You better pay your dealer before you find yourself wearing a Chicago necklace at the bottom the harbor.
chicago necklace by Amtastic May 27, 2014

pretzel necklace 

When someone wraps his/her legs around your neck simulating a pretzel shape for cunnilingus or what not
Mate....Donna totally pretzel necklaced me last night. Almost couldn't breathe
pretzel necklace by Jon93 May 18, 2016

Back to school necklace 

A back to school necklace is another name for a noose. This is due to the utter despair you feel when school starts back up again
School started yesterday and I just couldn't take the pain anymore so I bought a back to school necklace.