He makes the rules and you can trust that he has your best interests at heart and in mind. Perfect calm assertive dominance. Sex involves the body. Great sex involves the mind. His demons dance with your madness and silence your mind. He'll give you the shirt off his back, but he'll probably whip you with it first. Super fun and always has a smile even when the weight of the world is on his back.

Favorite color is "No pants" if you ever lucky enough to be caught by one of these friendly neighborhood sadists, you'll be tied up shibari styled and hanging from bamboo in no time. I wouldn't plan on leaving any time soon. ♡ from the first touch can light a fire inside of you that cannot be extinguished.

Only the one that hurts you
Can make you feel better
Only one that inflicts pain

Can take it away

Aka a Charlie
Example:

Friend 1- Hey is that Christian Grey?

Friend 2 - No! NO! That's your friendly neighborhood sadist! They are way better and more creative.
by Gelflingeye October 8, 2021
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A ghetto, thugged out Drug Dealer (usually black) who sells drugs in wealthy, upscale (usually white) neighborhoods but actually lives in another, less affluent community.
When I want to buy some weed, I'll either go to a kid in school or call up my friendly neighborhood gangster.
by Packow June 4, 2007
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A horror indie game demo created by John and Evan Szymanski centered around sentient Sesame Street like puppets. In the game you play as a handyman named Gordon sent to the abandoned studio of the formerly airing kids show ‘My Friendly Neighborhood’ only to find that the puppets are still there and are now violent.
“You should check out this new indie game on steam called My Friendly Neighborhood, it’s like a mix of FNAF and Resident Evil but with puppets”
by DollDownTheHall March 17, 2022
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C albert thought this is best described as a drugged, manipulated, vulnerable woman taken advantage of by a guy looking to pick up any one he could get back so he could trap them. Uses his alienation and hostage taking skills to force the her in compromising situations...this guy is a disgusting....truth is a friendly neighborhood sadist would be a slut, someone easy, a mark....so with that said you fail to accurately describe any Caren(beautiful crazy woman) I know....Carens are the magic yet flexible enough to be the magician, a Witch yet smart enough to be the Spell, often a Teacher but also the lesson needed.....Carens wouldn't be best described as unicorns, just not enough uniqueness..maybe a glowing unicorn with a sparkling glitter mane elevated by love, if a unicorn is a must it would be THAT GOOD..she is a friendly neighborhood sadist only if you rewrite a few dictionaries and relearn the ENGLISH language until that occurs she will be MAGIC
Caren is Magic this includes sadist to dominatrix, lover to loved, winner to won and amazing to me. Caren isn't some 2 bit friendly neighborhood sadist Charlie makes her out to be but her Magic lets him believe whatever he wants to believe while she remains the same. Asperger syndrome often keeps people from facing people they have wronged it requires a lot of patience and love to wait.
by Brian with an I not a why March 6, 2022
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