A person you know who you only see when they need something, be it a favor or help with something. These people will always call and start off with some beating around the bush idle bullshitting, and then they slip in the "oh by the way I need......". Everone knows at least one asshole like this, it is a burden we must all carry.
lance: That pain in the ass hank stopped by today.

frank : What that tool want?

lance: He started with some small talk, then asked if I could help him move. He's a real mother fucker!!

frank: He's a real needer
by TV CAR April 6, 2010
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A word to describe a needle when you don't feel like saying the "le" part.
"I am going to poke you with a needer!" or "Give me that NEEDER!" or "I need to go to the store to get thread and needers!"
by Bighead Nick August 8, 2009
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a person lacking normal intellect. usually seen coming out of a bus of special needers, in a group of needers, or masturbating in public ( not knowing any better )
" Hey! Look! It's a bus fulla special needers!!!!!! "
by shawna donkey August 2, 2003
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a face badly in need of a fist/slap
that persons a real slap-needer!
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A poorly drawn retarded stick man with a big right foot and a small cock, and he always runs around with "I NEED VIAGRA" next to his head, and in his movies, he often gets into a big problem, with his movies abruptly ending with scribbles covering the screen over a loud fart.
The viagra-needer needs viagra.
by AoA May 18, 2008
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Someone who can't get the penis erect.
Tom is a viagra-needer in the bed.
by Bobbie Brownie March 17, 2008
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A racial slur used for a french person; mainly French women. This most likely refers to the fact that most French women tend to have rather hairy legs and/or hair armpits.
Why don't you go shave, you ugly bic-needer!
by ThePrarieNigger February 20, 2014
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