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necknomination 

A ritual demonstrated through social media sites amongst male youths. In order to demonstrate their penis length/girth and demonstrate their readiness and desire to mate with others, the ape must chug a large proportion of spirits, sometimes mixed with odd household pantry goods; such as spices, spreads or toppings. It is filmed on video, and then another ape is nominated to complete the same ritual within 24 hours.

Most commonly practiced before a challenging night out of pouting and chest thumping, hopefully resulting in succeeding to mate with an orange female ape.
Male: 'I feel that posting a video of 'necknomination' may inflate my masculinity and make myself more appealing to my friends, and hopefully women will see how masculine and competitive I am and will want to perform fellatio on me'
necknomination by scantyspants February 1, 2014
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neknomination 

One of the woolly little sheep following the neknominate trend "nominates" someone whilst they are filming their own incredibly lame video of them chugging something disgusting, and the person they've chosen HAS to complete a video, unless of course they aren't as desperate to be socially accepted by a bunch of drunken buffoons as said nominator...
"I was Barry's neknomination, better make a well original video of me pouring a drink and then drinking it in a onesie"
neknomination by Mike Ockiscore February 2, 2014

neckernomination 

A game scouts play in which they nominate each other to post a photo of themselves wearing a scout scarf.
Scout 1 "I neckernomination Jason"
Jason "Fuck off you scout cunt"

Neknomination 

An internet/social media trend where one is nominated by a friend to post a video of them drinking large amounts of alcohol usually in a funny, creative, or absurd way. This normally involves the chugging of multiple beers, 26ers, or mickeys. The nominee must complete a challenge within 24 hours of being nominated. Once the challenge is complete the person then nominates three other friends to each complete their own version of a neknomination video, post it online, challenge three more friends, and the cycle continues.

Also referred to as a "neknom"
Guy 1: Dude! Jared nominated you to perform a neknomination!

Guy 2: Damn, I guess I'm gonna have to get on that.
Neknomination by tittyfuck69 February 5, 2014

neknomination 

Guzzle a beer on tape while having a dip of tobacco
Seth hood gets bumble bee'd while neknomination get spread out. If one can slam a beer during the nomination whilst having a dip of skoal he is then crowned as a "hooder" as this challenge exceeds the the former, the former being neknomination. If one is crowned a "Hooder" all must understand neknominations are judged by hooders
neknomination by Bartleby Gaines February 13, 2014
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026