When one person straddles another persons neck with their butt cheeks, and proceeds to fart.
Bob really does stink after he got that Puerto Rican neck massage, but at least he feels better!
by Buttcrust Bobby December 16, 2019
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The act of putting a small animal who is in the process of dying painfully out of their misery by grabbing it by the neck and swinging it around like a lasso.
Man...we was out floatin’ on the river fly fishin’ and we done saw a goose dyin in the snow on the bank so we rowed over to it and gave it the ‘ole Montana Neck Massage to put that thing out of its misery
by MooseWrangler March 30, 2019
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